Lizard with a mustache wearing a monocle t-shirt
So why the hell do we have a lizard with a mustache wearing a monocle printed on a t-shirt? Because it's funnier than balls that's why. Well maybe not. In all seriousness, we aren't quite sure why a designer randomly submitted this shirt to us. What we do know is that it has never sold. So if you want to buy a t-shirt that has never been sold and has never been worn by a single human being - ever - then this shirt is for you. Since this design makes absolutely zero sense - be prepared to be asked why you are wearing a stoner lizard with a mustache wearing a monocle. Once this t-shirt sells just once we will probably remove it so it could be gone any day...
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